I’m glad 8 679 other people feel this way at a bar/club/party. No longer forever alone. <3
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You feel an itch in your throat. You try to cough it out, but it just won’t come. You struggle with forcing yourself to vomit. You drink lots of water, but whatever it is, its just stuck there. You reach for the carton of milk in the fridge and sneeze as you raise it up. Something hits the floor with a rattle. You look at the floor and see a small button with a flowery design on it. Then you look up. On the milk carton, you notice a missing kid. Her blouse shows the same buttons.
Well That’s Just Plain Unfortunate of the Day: Heavy rainfall in Montreal has created conditions sufficient for a sewer geyser to lift a car several feet in the air.
You might be able to fix the dents, but that smell’s gonna stick around for a minute.
This lasted about half an hour… 15 of those minutes were during the period of time I was walking home from work. Needless to say I was drenched. Worse rain I’d ever seen and I grew up in Van… :P Pics may follow.
